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I was conceived by Scotish/Irish immigrants some odd years ago in a rural town in South Carolina. My childhood consisted of my two older brothers beating me over the head with a cold, steel frying pan and my mother screaming at me to pick up the garsh-darn micro machines. After that, I seemed to develop a bit of a deep hatred for Native Americans. Additionally, I mistakenly courted a woman who happened to already be taken. Turns out marriage licenses DO matter. Lastly, I'd like to point out that no one should cross me, for I am officially 13-0 in duels. Unofficially I've won hundreds, maybe thousands. I SWEAR IT.

Monday, December 29, 2008

The Skinny Post - The Latest in Cultwear Fashion

The world is pooping the bed, people. Just take a look at the newest fad in the land of infomercials: Snuggies. It's a blanket with sleeves. I believe the pitch for the product is something like "ever have problems getting your arms stuck in your blanket? Not anymore." And I promise that's not a joke. It has to be the most useless, most absurd product I've seen in a few years. The idea itself is stupid, but apparently, the marketing and production departments didn't realize that their buyers look like they're wearing priest garb. Take a look at the commercial yourself. The sleeves are gigantic and it looks like a robe when worn. Calling all cult leaders! We've found your official product! And it's cheap! You can buy the expensive punch now! Take a look.

https://www.getsnuggie.com/

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