The Skinny Post - Hypocrite-opotamus

So, I'm back and it's been a few months, I know. I did exactly what I told myself (and everyone else) I wasn't. I simply got bored and neglected my page. Since I last posted, Tom Brady's knee was blown out, Barack Obama was elected first black president, I turned a year older, and the Celtics have had the best start in league history. I guess these things have distracted me. Truth is, I expected to keep up with the blog until my departure for basic training for the Air Force Reserves (which was supposed to be on October 7th). I'm not sure if anyone has noticed but it's a little later and a little colder than that nowadays, and I'm still here freezing my ballsack off. Fact is, I dread winter more than most, and I would have basked in my own self-satisfaction down in Texas, where the air is warm and the women are like fine rubies ready for a buffing. But I'm not there, am I? No, I'm not. I've been swindled and screwed over royally by this incompetent branch of the armed forces worse than the dentist did Gary Busey's veneers. I've been massively duped by tumbling dickweeds. Somehow, they seemed too foul up my paperwork, fully preventing me from embarking on my flight down south. What's worse, is I was the last one to find out. A day before my scheduled flight!!!!! So, I tried and tried to leave ASAP, but the earliest possible flight they found for me was on the upcoming St. Patrick's Day. March 17, folks. I signed my papers in May of last year. Do the math: that's almost a year later. My life has officially been postponed, and I'm not sure if I'll be back in school before next fall. My only problem now is finding a goddamn job. I've been looking for months now, but because of the dwindling economy, everyone seems to have a spending freeze. So, hoo-hah two times Tuesday; i need to find one desperately. I'm back, bitches.