About Me

My photo
I was conceived by Scotish/Irish immigrants some odd years ago in a rural town in South Carolina. My childhood consisted of my two older brothers beating me over the head with a cold, steel frying pan and my mother screaming at me to pick up the garsh-darn micro machines. After that, I seemed to develop a bit of a deep hatred for Native Americans. Additionally, I mistakenly courted a woman who happened to already be taken. Turns out marriage licenses DO matter. Lastly, I'd like to point out that no one should cross me, for I am officially 13-0 in duels. Unofficially I've won hundreds, maybe thousands. I SWEAR IT.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The Skinny Post - The Hair to End All Hairs

We've all seen Illinois State Governor, Rod Blagojevich, or Blagamavich, or Blahblahblahvich. We've all seen him on the daily news, and we've all seen the coverage about how he's a shady prick who wanted to deal under the table for the vacant Illinois Senate seat. There's no doubt he's a sheisty bastard. It seems pretty darn apparent. All politics, bribery, and hoopla aside, however, I honestly think more people should be talking about how ridiculous this guy's hair is. It is the ugliest thing I've seen since I went to Water Country ten years ago and stumbled upon two wet, naked, and noticeably hairy retards in the bathroom making out by the bubbler. I was scarred for life. Now, it seems that excessive hairiness has struck me terribly wrong once again. This hair rivals the absurdity of Trump's and the laughability of Conan's. Does anyone think he looks like Stephen King, by the way? Check out some pics, people.


http://www.ipsn.org/indictments/levine/gov0916_285.jpg
http://tomroeser.com/blog/img/f24534/blagojevich.jpg
http://insidesportsgeek.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/blagojevich.jpg
Posted by at
Labels: , , , , , , , , , , ,

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)