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This is the most outrageous story I've read in some time. Good parents buy soft toilet seats. Bad parents buy giant wooden ones. It's as simple as that. Doctors say that an increase of penile "crushings" has occurred with boys who have just been potty trained. And heavy seats are the culprit. Or maybe we need more foreskin in this world. It would definitely offer some serious protection from such accidents. Think about it, America. Keep the penises safe, people!!! Check out the article.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28390912/
About Me
- MFIII
- I was conceived by Scotish/Irish immigrants some odd years ago in a rural town in South Carolina. My childhood consisted of my two older brothers beating me over the head with a cold, steel frying pan and my mother screaming at me to pick up the garsh-darn micro machines. After that, I seemed to develop a bit of a deep hatred for Native Americans. Additionally, I mistakenly courted a woman who happened to already be taken. Turns out marriage licenses DO matter. Lastly, I'd like to point out that no one should cross me, for I am officially 13-0 in duels. Unofficially I've won hundreds, maybe thousands. I SWEAR IT.
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